Oct. 18, 2019
32: The Haunted Monkey Situation
Zombie Animals!
Have you seen Pet Sematary? No? Cool definitely keep it that way. We have some NUTS animal stories for you. Nature is metal. Ghost dogs are metal.
email us! stories@zeropercentscared.com
References:
- Pet Sematary: Old
- Pet Sematary: New
- Eastern State Penitentiary's Ghost Dog Pep
- Eastern State Pen is also haunted
- So many black ghost dogs, good lord
- The Black Demon Dog of Bungay
- Zombie Racoons!!
- Hairworm and Zombie Crickets!!!
- Ophiocordyceps unilateralis (Zombie ant fungus)
- Briarosaccus Callosis (Parasitic Castration and Zombie Crabs)
- Rats and toxoplasma gondii (aka love struck zombie rats)
- Mike the Headless Chicken (WHAT THE WHAT!)
- The Monkey Haunted Candle Shoppe (no lie)
- The TV Episode (season 1, episode 1)
- The Investigation of the above...