Whats a vile vortex, you ask? It’s a triangle where crazy stuff happens! You thought it was just the Bermuda triangle but there are SO MANY MORE TRIANGLES. But not really, most of them seem pretty normal. Or maybe it’s aliens. Probably aliens.
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General sciencey hypotheses about the Bermuda Triangle:
Aaaaand the paranormal theories!